A Questionaire

1. What is your occupation? Slave to Florida State University


2. What color are your socks right now?

Not surprisingly I am not wearing any, but I don't own any white socks. Mine are all multi-colored. No one sees your socks anyway. Might as well jazz it up.


3. What are you listening to right now?

the opera of my cat (he's not very good) and the old easter musical from a couple years ago


4. What was the last thing that you ate? some cherry tomatoes.


5. Can you drive a stick shift? Well, sorta. I learned to drive stick on Linda Wyman's car in Sarah's neighborhood and as we're driving down a hill, linda says, "Oh, the brakes don't really work, by the way." They didn't. It was the scariest thing ever. We slid through like, 3 stopsigns. Fortunately no one was coming.


6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? I love macaroni and cheese and robin's egg blue. Those are from the Crayola 96 pack.



7. Last person you spoke to on the phone? I don't know if "spoke to" would be the right term. My mom handed me the phone while my grandma was babbling about nonsense and I chased her over the house trying to give it back.

8. Do you like the People who sent this to you? Of course. Except when they try to pay for things that are not theirs to pay for. Especially when they leave it hidden behind fictional movie characters.


9. How old are you today?

I had to think about this. I'm 21. I keep thinking I'm 22, because the only time I hear reference to my age is when people say, "Calyn, you're going to be 22 this year." So I keep thinking I'm already 22.

10. Favorite drink? Diet Pepsi vanilla. It is so good.


11. What is your favorite sport to watch? college football, hands down.



12. Have you ever dyed your hair?

Yes, but it turned out pretty much the same color. I guess it's just meant to be red.

13. Pets? Unfortunately. 2 cats and a dog. The dog I'm good with, one of the cats, okay, but the other one, well, let's just say I won't cry at his funeral.


14. Favorite food? Mint chocolate chip icecream.


15. What was the last movie you watched? the Patriot with Lerah.



16. Favorite day of the year? I love St. Patrick's day. You get to wear green and green is just an all around great color, and the Shamrock run in Tallahassee is that day, and I love all things Ireland. I really like easter too, because I was always in easter musicals that day and that was fun.



17. How do you vent anger? I call Lori, and/or go running


18. What was your favorite toy as a child? Uh...my brother, probably, no, probably this game we had called "scram ball." When your mom babysits like, 13 kids in the summer, group games are a lot of fun.


19. What is your favorite, fall or spring? Fall. Football season starts.


27. Top 3 favorite movies? Shawshank redemption, Lord of the rings, X-men (technically that's 7, but whatever.)


28.Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending this to? Loritchka


29. What did you do last night? Haha, played monopoly with Kenley, Tori and Diane (I WON!) and colored in coloring books and then scanned the pictures with Kenley because his refrigerator was getting too full and put them on facebook. We are pathetic. But oh, so cool.


30. Favorite scents?

Christmas in general is a good smell. I like peppermint too.


31. What inspires you?

When people talk about things God is doing that I can take part in.



32. What are you afraid of? Failure. I'm still wondering what my boggart would look like in Professor Lupin's class with that one. Oh, and most definitely aliens.



There's some more, but I'm kinda bored now. I'll have to think of better questions.



33. If you had to have dinner with Dennis Rodman or Barry Bonds, who would you pick?

Probably Dennis Rodman. We could go somewhere really fancy and he could wear a nice dress.



34. How did the chicken cross the road?

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I, for one, have never actually seen a chicken crossing the road, so I don't know that I necessarily believe that chickens do in fact, cross roads. How do we know the chicken ever made it?



35. How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

I would say, like, 74. Old enough where you have to have one of those little pill-holder things.



36. If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?



I would say, yes.



37. How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?



I have often wondered this. It’s probably because they want to be the first one out.



38. If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?



Only if it was born in America. If it is from Africa, it is still an African citizen. Once it gets its citizenship and passes its test, then it will be an African-American elephant.



39. Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?



This is a great question. I do not know.



40. If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?



A scandal



41. If you were stuck on a desert island, what three things would you bring with you?



A yacht, a GPS phone, and a fishing pole