2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.
Now, I'm just wondering, if my true love gives me a partridge in a pear tree every single day, that's a lot of pears and a lot of partridges. I don't know if I want him spending that much money on me. I'd rather go on a cruise.
Or, I would take Carli on a cruise because IT'S HER BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Someone stole two baby Jesus' out of the nativities on display at our store today. It's a sick world we live in. Sick. Who steals baby Jesus out of the manger? What the crap are you gonna do with him? I couldn't live with that kind of guilt. If it was you, and you know who you are, return the baby Jesus'. I mean, that's gotta be one of the seven deadly sins or something.
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