Okay, I'm here with Jake, Lori, and Taylor, a.k.a-Dropship and we're
going to have an interview today.

Calyn: So, Dropship, how'd you get that name?
Dropship: Ask Jake, he knows.
Calyn: So, Jake, how'd Taylor get his name?
Jake: Um, (laughing) there was a, uh, ship, like a boat ship
Dropship: back in the day. Hey, say back in the ady.
Calyn: Okay.
Jake: Um, there was a ship back in the day off the coast of Maine
(pause) called Dropship ship.
Calyn: Dropship ship?
Jake: yes. It was carrying a load of Yozheks from the southern coast
Dropship: YOZHEKS! That means hedgehog.
Jake: Yes, Taylor. It was carrying a load of yozheks, um, to port
Aranzas. That's in Maine. And um, it blew up
Dropship: So, I'm gonna die? Why?
Jake: Shut up. It blew up and all the people discovered Yozhek stew.
Dropship: Yozhek stew!
Jake: So we need to blow Taylor up and eat him
Dropship: That's our "something big". We can blow something big up.
Jake: Okay.
Calyn: Okay.
Jake: Next question.
Taylor: I have a question. no I said "next" question.
Jake: Yes!
Calyn: If you could visit a planet what one would it be?
Jake: Uranus! Most defnitely Uranus!
Lori: How did you not see that one coming?
Jake: They say Uranus is only a planet of gas, and that gas is
methane.
Dropship: Are you a nerd?
Jake: Maybe if you were in chemistry...
Dropship: No, stop now.
Jake: ...you'd know that farts are methane gas.

*There's a filter in this interview so pieces are missing. This is
rated G, people.*

Jake: what's that?
Calyn: An asterisk.
Dropship: What's an asterisk?
Jake: What's an asteroid?
Dropship: Yes!
Lori: Focus, people
Jake: Hey, yesterday I met a girl and I "aster" a question! Get
it?
Dropship: Hey, I've got a joke.
Lori: Is it rated G?
Dropship: It's rated under G. Why is it dangerous to take a test in
the jungle?
Lori: We know that one.
Dropship: Crap, Jake.
Jake: I already told 'em.
Dropship: Cause there's a bunch of cheetahs!
Jake: (laughing)
Dropship: You think this is funny to anybody else other than the
people in this room, cuz I mean, they weren't here or anything.

*cliff enters the room

Dropship: So, Cliff, how's your mom?
Jake: Tell your mom I said hi. Okay, shut up everyone, this is an
interview. So, Cliff, what's with your girly belt?
Cliff: Your Mom's a girl belt.
Jake: Okay. Say something, Cliff.
Cliff: Gobble-dee-goop. Type that. I wanna see you spell that.
Jake: It's so in cyberspace. You can say anything you want.
Lori: What time is it?
Cliff: Time for you to get a watch.
Jake: We'll be back later tonight. Wait til we're really tired,
jacked up on coffee
Lori: Yes! Is it coffee night?
Jake: Yes, Lori. We can have coffee night.

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