Tongue Twisters?

Okay, so in Russian there's a ton of tongue twisters and over the summer I had people ask me about tongue twisters in English, but all I could think of was "She sells seashells by the seashore" and "Peter Piper". So I decided to see if I could find some more. Cause tongue-twisters in Russian are really fun, and I was sure there were some cool ones in English. So I found some:

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter. "But," she said, "this butter's bitter!
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter!"
So she bought a bit of butter better than her bitter butter,
And she put it in her batter, and her batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

A mother to her son did utter
"Go, my son, and shut the shutter"
"The shutter's shut" the son did utter
"I cannot shut it any shutter!"

Which witch winds white weasel wool well?

Three free throws. (Say that three times fast)

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

Which witch wished which wicked wish?

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

I think this one's my favorite:

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See,which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!

That one is awesome.
So there are a bunch of English tongue twisters. I just never knew them. I found whole webpages devoted to this stuff. Anyway, here are a few of my favorite Russian скороговорки-

Шла Саша по шоссе и сосала сушку. (Shla Sasha po shossye sosala sushku)
На дворе трава, на траве дрова. Не руби дрова на траве двора. Na dvorye trava, na travye drova. Nye rubi drova na travye dvora. (In the yard there is grass and on the grass there is firewood. Don't chop firewood on the grass of the yard.)
Карл у Клары украл кораллы, а Клара у Карла украла кларнет. (Karl oo Klary ukral korally, a Klara oo Karla ukrala klarnyet.)
Ехал Грека через реку, видит Грека — в реке рак. Сунул Грека руку в реку, рак за руку Греку цап.
Yekhal Greka cheryez ryeku, vidit Greka v ryeke rak. Soonool Greka ruku v ryeku, rak za ruku Greku tsap.
(Greka (a Greek dude) was riding across a river, and saw that there was a lobster in the river. Greka put his hand in the river and the lobster bit his hand. )

Okay, so I'm not so good at tongue twisters. But, as most of you know, I'm at a slight disadvantage because my tongue does not twist nearly as well as most of yours... It's horizontally challenged. :0) Don't hate. Anyway, have a great day, ya'll. I'm off to a youth leader's retreat in Panama City! Be back Wednesday. Arrivederci!