And now it's time for... Poetry Time With Calyn
A Haiku For Friday Afternoon
Cleaned garage, yard sale
Slithering snake in corner
Rescued Mom, 'tis free
A Limerick For the Evening
With Jenna I went to go see
"Pirates" at Chiles for a fee
Our seats were far back
I forgot my contacts
And so very confused was me
An Etheree For Saturday Morn'
Dawn
So Early
Garage Sale
Way too Early
So Much Junk To Sell
Do I have to do this?
We better make some money
You'll pay money for that? Okay...
FINE! You can have it for 25 cents
People are such incredible cheapskates
I guess that's why they shop at garage sales
No, I don't have change for a hundred
I don't want to drag that to GoodWill
Please, just make an offer for it
Goodbye, my sweet Toyota
Does it look like it works?
Just plug it in then
Was it worth it?
Load it up
Goodwill
Done
A Cinquain For Lunch
Hungry
Oh, Taco Bell
How I love Meximelts
Only two miles down the road
Davai
Was $164.05 worth it? I sure hope so. Cuz I really don't like garage sales. But our garage looks a lot nicer. And I really did rescue Mom from the evil snake in our garage. I was quite heroic, I have to say. Timothy went to a new home. A very nice family adopted him for $400 dollars. And they promised to take very good care of him. They said I could visit whenever I wanted. It was hard, but I knew I must say goodbye. I didn't make a scene in front of him. I didn't want his last memory of me to be as such. Anyway, I'm going to go now. Lovely weather we're having, yes? At least it sort of held out until after the garage sale. Have a great afternoon everybody! Arrivederci!
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Hey Calyn, What's going on with you? Hope you are feeling better, did you have a good day yesterday? call me sometime, we need to get together. Love u!!
Oh my gosh Calyn! I love you so much. I laugh every time I read your blog. You are my favorite! Those poems were awesome. Especially the one about Taco Bell.
I wish I could be as funny as you. I want to be like you when I grow up.
Mom, you showed me up. Your poetry's better than mine. you even used the word "saveth." man, that's good. I love you. Oh, and Jenna, yours were awesome too. Aren't cinquains fun? It's funny, I hated them in elementary school. Probably because we had to write about rainforests and panda bears. darn environmentalists. Just kidding.
Calyn,
Can you e-mail me (so I can get your e-mail address). I have a couple of ideas for the video.
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