Because of Publix...

I don't think that movie would have done so well had the title been "Because of Publix." Naming a dog "Publix" doesn't sound as nice as "Winn Dixie." Actually, I never saw that movie, so I don't actually know if the dog was named "Winn Dixie" or not, but I'm assuming it was because I can't imagine a movie actually being about the grocery store. I hate Winn Dixie. Plus, they wouldn't have put a dog on the cover of the movie box had it been about a ghetto grocery store. Okay, all that to say, Because of Publx, I have CocaCola Zero, which, ladies and gentlemen, tastes much like Coke Light, so this is a time of celebration and rejoicing. Go to the streets, people, in honor of this momentous occasion. Or you could just go to Publix and buy some.
I chose to write about Coke Zero because of a conversation I had with someone very near and dear to my heart, my good friend Jenshka. Our conversation on ICQ went as follows:


Calyn (11:14 PM) :
okay, so you don't have to respond to this, but total randomness, my three middle fingers are all cramping up and they're, like, throbbing. Is that normal?
Calyn (11:14 PM) :
on my right hand
Jenshka (11:15 PM) :
no that's not normal!
Calyn (11:15 PM) :
ahhh! pain!!! agony!!!
Jenshka (11:15 PM) :
what did you do?
Calyn (11:15 PM) :
call an ambulance, jenshka! I'm not gonna make it...... beep... beep...
beep.... _/\__/\ __/\___________________________.....
Calyn (11:16 PM) :
i don't know! I need a coke zero
Calyn (11:16 PM) :
what should I blog about?
Jenshka (11:16 PM) :
coke zero
Jenshka (11:16 PM) :
or your cramping fingers
Calyn (11:16 PM) :
Oh, that's what I was gonna email lori about! Okay. I will
Jenshka (11:16 PM) :
what should i blog about?
Calyn (11:16 PM) :
um, how awesome I am
Jenshka (11:16 PM) :
haha
Calyn (11:17 PM) :
what? why "haha"? I didn't "haha" your coke zero
Jenshka (11:17 PM) :
that would take too long
Calyn (11:17 PM) :
oh, nice save

So, if you're a fan of Coke Light then Coke Zero is most definitely for you.

Oh my gosh! Just went to Coca Cola's website! Get this:

"Fans of the drink [Coke Light] often express a strong preference for the continental European formula over the British-American version [Diet Coke] , as it tastes far closer to regular Coke. This is because the Diet Coke formula is based upon the New Coke formulation and Coca-Cola Light, now being sold in the U.S. as Coca-Cola Zero, is based on the Coca-Cola Classic formula.





Rock on! It really is Coke Light! This is awesome! Okay, I'm going to do homework now. First I have to email Lori. She's gonna flip! (Oh, and notice the time. Before midnight. Ya'll should be proud. :0)
Arrivederci!